just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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