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(561): View more from Florida

This dress was meant to end up on your floor

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(509): View more from Washington

Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college

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(540): View more from Virginia

we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.

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(850): View more from Florida

Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here

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(408): View more from California

this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it

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its winning. its definitely happening

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?

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