Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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