sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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