are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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