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That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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