just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
