butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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