Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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