sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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