theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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