I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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