u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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