There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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