He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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