Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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