i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize