Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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