I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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