Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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