bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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