Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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