haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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