I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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