The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize