It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
