how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
