quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
ttyl tear gas
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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