covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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