If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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