how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
try to milk me bitch
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