Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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