# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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