What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
