I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Also, beer. Big fan.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
