We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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