PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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