I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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