so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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