I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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