On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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