I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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