Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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