Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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