Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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