Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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