that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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