Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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