everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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