Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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