Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize