it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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