I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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