I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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