Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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