I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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