the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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